What would you do if a naked guy wearing only clown make-up on his face was screaming and running toward you?

take a pic and runWhat would you do if a naked guy wearing only clown make-up on his face was screaming and running toward you?
RUN....duh..lolWhat would you do if a naked guy wearing only clown make-up on his face was screaming and running toward you?
the gods answered my prayers, my true love, not, i dont know, id laugh, what a kodak moment
id run screaming ';help im being molested!';
run
That's easy!





I would draw my legally concealed 9mm Browning Hi-Power and fire three rounds of Federal Hydra-shok into his torso. That should prevent him from doing that again!





Man, I don't know what it is but I HATE clowns!
Look away from the mirror.
I'd start doing back flips, while speaking Finnish to him, and then honk his clown nose (if he was wearing one)
WOW HAS THIS HAPPENED TO YOU TOO?





Why you spray him with a seltzer bottle of course.





Or hit him in the face with a cream pie!
i would start laughing and pointing at him.


or i would just turn the other way and run away from him.
yell ';AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!';
Wait till he got close enough to kick him inthe balls.
Run from him like hell, get to safe room to lock myself in, keep screaming for help, make a weapon out of any thing I get my hands on, call 911 and pray that the cops come quick!
laugh and step out of his way
Freakshow parade?
Expect the rest of the Shriners to follow.....
OMG - WHERE DID YOU SEE MY EX-HUSBAND?





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Kick him in the nuts.
Run away.
Kick him on his balls and run away as fast as possible!
Run, pee my pants, I don't know. I think that is one of those things that you don't really know how you'll react until it actually happens.
I'd first try to see what he was screaming about / if someone was chasing him - to determine if I need to start running too - THEN - of course, I'd check out his equipment as he ran nakedly toward me! Gotta see what he's working with.
Make him president of the U.S. !
He would not be doing much running in the future.
Uncle Charles...for cryin out loud, put some clothes on.
I woiuld probably just stand still and gawk. Then shake my head in disbelief as he ran past. Anyone up for a cup of joe?
Empty the clip into him.


My daughter would compliment me on my nice grouping.
run faster towards him yelling and sceaming go go gadget clown smacker
RUN HIM OVER
I would get out of his way. Then I would watch for his next move, if he keeps coming after me, he's getting knocked down, then I'll subdue him for authorities and he can explain his problem to them. (I have law enforcement and security experience).
SCREEM, RUN, AND PLAY DEAD!!!!

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